Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What kind of psychiatrist does a duck go to?
A Quack!
What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
What
side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do you get
from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What's orange and keeps falling off walls?
Humpty Pumpkin.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Because its horns don't work.
What do you get
when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't want to go to
the BBQ.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
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